Monday, January 15, 2007

Repeat offender

Old Man Winter kept the trunk of Typical Localwoman’s Subaru sealed in his icy clutch this morning, requiring her to load her groceries into the back seat instead.

Wait a minute. Wasn't he in a 1A lede just a month ...

Old Man Winter dumped between a foot and 15½ inches of snow on Columbia in a 24-hour period, making this year the second most significant snowfall since 1900.

That's him, officer! Stop him before he makes a break for the innocent morning paper across town!

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll keep a lookout here -- he's supposed to be in the area tomorrow!

12:13 AM, January 18, 2007  

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