Hey, here's an idea

Want to keep people from holding all those silly media events so you can stop writing all those stop-me-before-I-write-again columns about the sheer breathlessness of it all?

Try starting all off-season transactions in the agate. Keep them there until you hear otherwise. That's why we have a "sports" section.

No, I don't actually, clinically think we're at risk of overlooking the real end of the world because of the distractions posed by the fake ones. But just in case ...